The world’s priorities according to Yahoo! News:
1) Megan Fox has a fat thumb. And the bitch tried to cover it up omg wtf?!?!?
2) Basketball is funny. Haha, I get it!
3) State of the Union. By “union” I mean “McDonalds.”
4) Biggest battle of the Afghan war.
If this were an Olympic event, the Afghan war wouldn’t even get a fucking bronze (and it trained really hard).
